Archive for September, 2004



Will someone please explain to me…

…why I walked into my doctor’s office this morning seeking a measles booster, and walked out with a prescription for the morning after pill?
Does this happen to other people? She just volunteered it. With eleven refills. After I told her there was no chance I was pregnant, haven’t been sexually active in what anybody but […]

Xquizzyt1 posted this hilarious post on her favorite expression: THIS is why we can’t rise as a people!!!
She followed it up with a more serious sequel, on how we (black folks, in case you couldn’t tell) manage to hold each other back.
If she doesn’t mind me borrowing the expression, I’ve got another example to add […]

Only In New York

I’m standing at 81st and CPW, waiting to cross the street. A silver SUV pulls up to the light. Inside, a brother sits, also waiting for the light to change.

He is bumpin’ his music and chillin’ with his dog, and lookin’ angry.

What’s so strange about that? you ask.

The dog was a toy poodle, sitting […]

More Non Sequiturs

Somebody managed to find my blog by Googling “erotic stories without pictures.” I have no idea how in the hell Google came up with my blog. I mean, true, I have no pictures, but I am pretty sure I never even used the word “erotic” in my blog until just now. VVSI. Which in this […]

G Mail

Does anybody have a gmail invite that they are not trying to scam fiddy dollars for? I just found out I’ll be needing a new email account by Thursday since somebody (Callalilies) decided to shut down our AOL affiliation….

Update: Muchas gracias and gourmet goodies to Saffron, who saved my emailing ass with a Gmail […]




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