Archive for November, 2004



Y’all are sick.

You know, just because I like boys in lipstick don’t mean I’mma put up with any old deviance.
Whoever found my blog by googling “pictures of Kimora Simmons pregnant belly,” “Kimora Lee Simmons naked pictures,” “fat hairy arsed ladies” and “BBW porn,” should be ashamed. This is not that kind of blog. Much. Often. Usually.
Ahem.
I’m just […]

No me toques!

I didn’t realize just how little physical human contact I have these days until I went out with a touchy-feely old friend recently. She just. Kept. Touching. Me.
She uses touch for emphasis, I know, and is easily affectionate, as are many of my friends. And thas’ cool, really. Usually, I don’t care, but […]

OMFG, I can’t wait to see this.

Gael Garcia Bernal in lipstick….
*swoon*

So I’ve been really good about hitting the gym at least four days per week, yay me. But I’ve gotten bored with my bike/weights routine, so today I hauled my backside up onto an elliptical machine, expecting to spend roughly five minutes making an ass of myself before staggering off to a bike.
I don’t know […]

Honestly now, did you really think that John Kerry was the best thing for this country? You are in the minority on that one. All this election came down to really was choosing the lesser of two evils, better the one we know than the one we don’t know. I know that personally the thought […]