Kwanzaa Man, coming soon to a driveway near you. at Siddity in the City

Kwanzaa Man, coming soon to a driveway near you.

Published by Sid December 26th, 2004 in General. Tags: No Tags.

I guess it’s a start.

But I really don’t think we need to Sharptonize Kwanzaa. I mean, how much legitimacy can be given a holiday where the personification is a Shaft lookalike, and the sidekicks have names like Diz Bop? I mean, yes, Christmas features some ridiculous isht–hello, claymation reindeer with glowing noses, little people in tights and pointy caps and C-list celebrity Christmas albums–but we worked up to that, didn’t we?

Well, at least Kwanzaa man doesn’t drive an Escalade with gold rims. Yet.

6 Responses to “Kwanzaa Man, coming soon to a driveway near you.”

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1 Sid Dec 26th, 2004 at 4:14 pm

Just so you know, I ain’t hatin’ on Kwanzaa. After all, I will be partying on Thursday like it’s my birthday, cuz that’s MY day…oh, whatever, happy kwanzaa.
2 TheBlackNewYorker Dec 26th, 2004 at 4:57 pm

Happy Kwanzaa Siddity!
Kwanzaa is a harvest festival which celebrates the fruits of the earth, Christmas orignially celebrated gifts of the earth, that why the decorate a tree. The pine tree was viewed as having everlasting life, because it stays green all year round.
3 Saffron Dec 29th, 2004 at 5:21 pm

Happy Kwanzaa… and really is it your birthday!!??!!
4 Rhapsodi Dec 29th, 2004 at 8:21 pm

Happy Kwanzaa, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!
5 Jazz Dec 30th, 2004 at 2:03 pm

Happy Kwanzaa!!! Happy New Year!!
6 Sid Dec 30th, 2004 at 9:22 pm

Happy New Year from the road. Also, it isn’t my birthday, but it is MY day. Saff, you should be able to understand why teehee!