Bitch-in-Kitch Journeys to North Africa
Published by Sid March 12th, 2005 in General. Tags: No Tags.
*Loaf, reading from cue card*
We here at Bitch-in-Kitch hope you enjoy our latest endeavor, Moroccan sweet potatoes, as we humbly attempt to bring the smells and tastes of North Africa to your kitchen. Grab yourself a hookah and enjoy.”
*Bows as rehearsed, mumbles*
Bitches.
Sid: Goddamit Loaf! I heard that! Apologize!
Loaf: Sorry. Bitches. Where are all the whores you was talkin’ about?
Sid: What? Whores? What the hell are you talking abou–Oh, forget it. Just forget it. You little P.I.T.A.
HEE! I think I love that little white-bread gangsta. I can almost hear my husband’s voice as Loaf.
Oh man… I love Loaf! Too funny!
My brother said PITA on an email a couple months ago as to circumvent his strong filter at work. I couldn’t figure out WTF he was talking about - I thought he was hungry. 5 minutes later, I was all OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!