I do not miss you at all.
I do, however, really miss your way with words.
And by “way with words,” I mean–
What? Did you think I’d leave that up? Seriously, people, my mama reads this blog.
That is all.
Like Mr. Furious with a really nice handbag.
I do not miss you at all.
I do, however, really miss your way with words.
And by “way with words,” I mean–
What? Did you think I’d leave that up? Seriously, people, my mama reads this blog.
That is all.
Please. Don’t get me started on talking about sex again. Please. I’ve been doing so well by not talking and not having sex. Cut a girl some SLACK!
But yeah. I have to be a size queen, and it’s not like I get of during intercourse purely from a dick anyway, but STILL. Big ones are nice.
:::sighing, staring blankly into space…:::
I wouldn’t miss him, either! Hmph.
Sigh.