Please hurry up. If you must plague me, do it quickly.
This whole “pre-menstrual” situation you’ve got going on is really quite unfair, as it is torture piled on torture. My belly aches, my below-navel pooch is swollen, my boobs have gained six pounds each overnight and hurt like hell, I have pre-cramp cramps, I could eat a horse a day if I let myself do so, and suddenly I am a sissy little bitch in the gym and have to drop all my weights down by 5-10 pounds because I just can’t lift my usual. Did I mention I also turn into a mildly weepy cow? Yeah, that too. And this is all days before I spend almost a week cramping, swelling, and sleeping, like, twelve hours at a time for the actual event.
That is so not cool.
So, yeah, end of the day, think you can swing that? Let’s just get it started already, no? Appreciate it.
–Sid
Amen! Hmph. F that damn sleeping thing all to hell. I got stuff to do, dammit!
Oh god, pre-cramp cramps are the worst. I wanted to kill myself I was in so much agony during my last cycle. Hang in there.
OMG, I am having pre-cramp cramps right now!!! I feel your pain (literally).
I feel for ya Sid. That was me last week and half of the week before. I get cramps before my time, during my time and when it’s not the time to be fooling around. Basically, I get cramps all month!
LOL This was funny, but I feel ya, girl. Some periods are more like exclamation marks.
LOL Cool post.