Comments on: Because I can’t get that hour and thirty-three minutes back.

By: Ross A Lincoln

Ross A Lincoln — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:56:00 +0000

I unluckily saw it in the theater. And you’re right, this film sucks so much they had to create a brand new category of suck to accomodate it. From the useless wedding humiliation to the stupid concrete scene, nothing in this movie makes a lick of sense. I did think that it started out well enough. In fact, it’s the point where they meet as adults when the movie commits itself to full on skullfuckery.

Anyway, this kind of movie isn’t the biggest threat posed by French cinema. The real problem is an endless supply of films about fatty, middle aged dorks who magically convince nubile 19 year olds to fuck them raw dawg. Movies with lame titles like “erotic Autum heart”, or “The Blue Balls of Paris”. UGH!

By: divine m

divine m — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 05:43:00 +0000

I wrongfully rented and watched that pup some time ago. Pissed me all the way off. Probably because those frenchies are right about most things: red meat, wine with breakfast, full fat everything . . . and love. Dammit. Love is an ugly bitch that won’t come home. It’s true.

I fucking love French films.

But not that one.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:37:00 +0000

The French suck. K. And the title doesn’t match in english to the french title, which is like Jokes of the Children or something gay like that. City of Lost Children is the only good french movie. Rob

By: chantedx

chantedx — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:45:00 +0000

because they refuse to see what it really is!!!???

By: Viv

Viv — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:14:00 +0000

This is why European foreign films scare the hell out of me. Some day I’ll tell you the story about the Quebec foreign film I saw 30 seconds of that scarred me for life.