Screw the jihadis.

This is the kind of thing that pisses me off about this country, and I love the hell out of this piece.

It’s a chicken finger sliced in half lengthwise, bitches. That does not–I repeat, does NOT–warrant a renaming, branding, and multi-million-dollar media campaign featuring some asshole in a chicken mask leading a rock band, do you hear me?

Goddamn. I swear, there has got to be a whole cirle of hell set aside for marketing executives. A circle of hell in which those Yoplait “This is good” characters’ creators are sodomized by chicken boy’s creators for all eternity.


3 Responses to “Screw the jihadis.”

  1. 1 Keidra

    Oh hell yes! I was just about to blog about this but had no idea what to say. You said it for me!

  2. 2 chica

    Found you through Shasta. Thank you for explaining that campaign to me. I saw it late one night and had no idea what was going on. I thought it was a bad dream.

  3. 3 The Princess Herself

    If you think that is something, go to www.subservientchicken.com, type in any command, and be amazed.
    Burger King.
    *shaking my head*

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