I found my superpower! at Siddity in the City

Published by Sid October 25th, 2005 in General. Tags: No Tags.

Unfortunately, it is the ability to suck down a pound of cold sesame noodles in under ten minutes.

So sad.

1 Viv Oct 25th, 2005 at 11:45 pm

Would you be surprised that my superpower is similar — that is, I can wolf down a whole frozen pizza. I call it my magical “OMG!I’MSOFUCKINHUNGRYFEEDMESEYMOUR” power.
2 Keidra Oct 26th, 2005 at 12:09 am

I can eat an entire bag of Matt’s Cookies in a half hour(do they have those outside of the midwest?)

And I did, in grad school!
3 dayna Oct 26th, 2005 at 12:42 am

lmao at your noodle devouring powers…ever think about rockin’ some stand up? If so, let me know where you’re opening.. Have laughter…Will travel.
4 missbhavens Oct 26th, 2005 at 12:53 pm

Now, now…don’t let that get you down! Everybody’s got to have a skill! Some people go through their whole lives having never hoovered a good plate of sesame noodles! You are blessed!