Siddity in the City

Courtesy of Mister William:

Instructions: Set iTunes to shuffle. Ask the following questions, and hit ‘next song’. The title of the song will be the answer to your question.

Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: “Love is Stronger Than Pride,” Sade
Analysis: I hate this meme already, lol.

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: “Daylight,” Coldplay
Analysis: What? Is that a yes?

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: “10 Dollar,” M.I.A.
Analysis: Um, so my friends think I’m a teenage hooker? WTF!

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: “Bossa Nova, Ne?” is the first answer, but as that either means “only the Lusitanians” or “Get thee to Brah-theeeeew,” I’m skipping it in favor of the following track, “Walk This Land” by E-Z Rollers.
Analysis: Meaning either I need to get my ass out more, or everybody does, which is highly unlikely…

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: “When I Grow Up,” Garbage
Analysis: Did I mention I hate this meme?

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: “I Had a Dream Last Night,” Butthole Surfers (I think), Romeo + Juliet Soundtrack
Analysis: As this song involves Jesus getting illegal prescription meds from Mexico, I’ll not analyze.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: “Quills,” The Roots
Analysis: Motherfucking OUCH! Oh wait, you mean it’s tied to writing? Because that I can get with…

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: “Get Back,” Beatles
Analysis: So, I have to have them in Boston or Philly? With a trannie? What?

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: “Turn Off The Light,” Nellie Furtado
Analysis: Oh, shit.

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: “Champagne Supernova,” Oasis
Analysis: Drink more bubbly? Avoid becoming half of a megalomaniacal rock group? Do more–I mean–Do drugs? WHAT? WHAT, DAMN YOU?!?!

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: “Mountain Town,” South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut soundtrack.
Analysis: I am so being punished for putting my entire music collection on my iPod. Dammit. Or I should move to Colorado. Or, um, I should run a train with Matt and Trey. Whatever.

Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: “Do it for the Kids,” Velvet Revolver
Analysis: Ohjesus. I am so being punished for SOMETHING. Next track is “Joking,” Indigo Girls. YES! MUCH BETTER! Well, except for the actual lyrics…

I have learned my lesson. No more memes for me, thanks. Your turn!