Archive for October, 2005



Putting your appointed path ahead of any inner conflicts, you make your own rules for the benefit of all.
“If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.”
Um, I don’t really see it, but okay.

I found my superpower!

Unfortunately, it is the ability to suck down a pound of cold sesame noodles in under ten minutes.
So sad.

Goodbye, and God bless.

And thank you for your small act of defiance.

Hyperbole. But still, a lot of schnikey to be done.
I need to make travel arrangements, doctor/dentist/eye/shrink appointments (like Shasta said, that Flexible Spending Account dough has gots to be used or losed. I know, I just liked the idea of using “losed” mmkay?), spa/tattoo appointments for San Francisco next month (oh yeah, so, while M […]

Weekend The Pretty, or Death By Sexy 3.0

I was watching The Rundown just now and, as Rosario Dawson murdered a fake-ass Braziyorican accent and that Sean William Scott fellow looked, well, you know, special, like he’s about to hump somebody’s leg or summat, I thought to myself, I thought, “Self, why the hell are you watching this hemorrhoid on the ass […]