Archive for November, 2005



But it sure was fun!
They get better, trust me.
Well, then again…

Oh, it’s on like Chakka Khan!

Um, on like, um, a, er, ’til the break of dawn?
Whatevers.
I just learned my homekettle (M, 2005) Dr. P! has accepted a position at U Chicago’s hospital.
Which means y’all Chi-town bitches (love yous, for real!) better get ready, because by this time next year, Imma be all up in ya grills!
Well, that made that particular […]

Action Items
1. Early Flight
2. Drop Bags @ Fairmont
3. Explore
4. Cake
5. Meet up with M and Mr. C.
6. Dinner, drinks, call it an early night.
1. Early Flight
Sometime during all my preparation for this trip, I decided I wouldn’t sleep the night before my 7:30 a.m. flight, I’d sleep on the plane.
Ha bloody ha […]

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I’m back my pretties!

Just got in a few minutes ago, in fact.
Oh, San Francisco.
The stories I shall tell. Tomorrow, though, and over here.
You know you’re in trouble when, at the end of your vacation, replaying the highlights in your mind, you think:
“I need to go to church. Now.”
I’m not even playing.
Happy post-Turkey Day, holiday shopping cyber-Monday fabuliciousness!