Hot. Steaming. Ass.

Which is how I feel right now, after spending however much time at WhiskyLive last night, ta very much.

Single malt is a helluva drink. I should never be allowed to have anything older than me. Seriously. I’m sure that’s what threw me off. Once it gives up the angels’ share….

I highly recommend the BenRiach 21, though.

*stumbling out for coffee*

Oh, and just as an aside: If you’re a (single) girl, you should totally do Whisky events alone. One, they’re full of the boys, and two, well, they’re full of the boys. Boys (and by “boys,” I mean funny gnarly old dudes and the occasional hottie in a kilt) who get to do what they like to do best: explain their area of expertise to you, and pat you on the head and tell you you’re cute. Just nod and smile. It’s a time-tested system that works. More or less.

Happy Thursday.


5 Responses to “Hot. Steaming. Ass.”

  1. 1 Shasta MacNasty

    im so glad you decided to go! did you hook up with the glenfiddich crew?

  2. 2 Anonymous

    You said “Angel’s Share”! You’re stock just split with me Sid! So proud of you right now…. sniff… -Rob

  3. 3 Sid

    Shas–
    Oh yes I did hook up with them at the end of the evening. I’ll shoot you an email to recap, K?

    Rob–I know, I know. I learned so much last night! And, if you really want to get weepy, how’s this: I was given a dram of a 1966 Glenfiddich. Rather fine stuff. Only costs about $2000 a bottle, apparently. Peanuts. Ha.

  4. 4 maryann

    i don’t think i’m old enough to get on the whisky train (i’m comfortable being a wino, thanks), but i hope you feel better!

    and guess what? i’m coming to nyc in july! you’ll still be there right? i figured i’d give you better notice than calling you 10 blocks away from your house. :)

  5. 5 stolie

    Hotties in kilts?!?! You *HAVE TO* let me tag along for the next event!!! :)

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