I just blew my nose so hard something came out of the corner of my eye!
Oh, nasty.
That’s it. I’m hiding for the rest of the day. I can’t have my eyeballs ejaculating in public.
Oh, naaaaaaaasty.
Happy Wednesday.
Like Mr. Furious with a really nice handbag.
I just blew my nose so hard something came out of the corner of my eye!
Oh, nasty.
That’s it. I’m hiding for the rest of the day. I can’t have my eyeballs ejaculating in public.
Oh, naaaaaaaasty.
Happy Wednesday.
You have the allergies WAY worse than me. That’s nassy. Hope you feel better soon.
LMAO
oh. my. god. so funny. of course i’m a bitch that laughs at others’ misfortune.
i hope you feel better soon!
Been there, babycakes. You got some serious blockage in those sinuses. The only way out is through your tear ducts!
How about going to your MD to get some prescription strength antihistamines or whatevers? Then you can get back the dough on your flexible spending account AND stop ejaculating from your eyeballs.
Hooray for that!
:::about to hurl:::
GRRRROOOOSSSSS! But so funny!
And yeah, But M said, go see Doctor Bombay and get that cleared up…
I think you can be arrested for that in some states!
That is so nasty - and so funny - thanks for the early morning giggle!
eye ejaculation definitely won the “description of the day.”