Archive for May, 2006



WTF.

News stories, in full WTF-inducing splendor:
1. Let’s see…shit pay, long hours, homicidal maniacs, beat-downs. And you wonder there’s a shortage of long-term, quality prospects.
2. Camp checklist: sleeping bag, swim trunks, buggery repellant.
3. What would Jesus do? Not-fucking-this, I’m pretty certain.
4. Well, there’s a decent chance they’re going to die, anyway, right? Send ‘em back in.
5. […]

Classifieds.

Nothing to see here, either. Snort.
You know it’s time to move on when your superior checks in to see how you’re feeling, and what you hear is, “We know you’ve been ill, but will you put in 12+ hours tomorrow? Thanks.” And be fully confident that your assumption has nothing to do with cynicism. Fuck […]

Hello, there.

“Allergies, meet flu.
Flu, allergies.
Let’s all settle in for a while and get to know each other, shall we?”
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Back next week. I hope.
*sniff*

Sort of. Actually, I did work Saturday and Sunday, but only for a few hours each day. Which means I had the evenings free for actual fun things!
Saturday I tagged along with the lovely and talented Girlhattan to a rockstar karaoke party. The Girlhattan can sang, damnit. I cannot. I don’t sing. Certainly not in […]

FYI.

Stick It is the funniest film I’ve seen in…weeks!
Must add it to the list of DVDs I wish to own but never actually get around to buying. That Jessica Whatevsendinger has really done a fine job satirizing the world of female competitive sports. I cannot wait for her film about swimmers.
I’m not saying it’s already […]