Some people may find this blasphemous, but Becks just doesn’t do it for me. See?

(Then again…)
I think he’s funny looking. And his wife is like Skeletor with a spray tan and some Gucci shades. Actually, I have no idea if those are Gucci or not, I couldn’t be assed to source them. My point? Though I don’t dislike him/them, I’m not their greatest fan.
But.
I could have three-way-kissed the hell out of both of them today, about an hour into England/Ecuador, when Beckham scored the only goal of that goddamn game.
GOAL, BITCHES!
I wouldn’t have done it after he barfed on the pitch, though. Yuck.





I don’t suggest the three-way. You’d probably break her in half.
i actually have that very picture in my “screensaver mens” folder. i’m quite fond of it.
posh spice was always my favorite spice girl. but i was “straight” back then so it probably doesn’t count.
I totally agree with you agin V-Beck. She’s scary and freaky. But …
WHAT?!?!?! You don’t thinks Becks is hot?!?!?!