Last night, a filum double-fe–

*I’m interrupting this blog post to bring you an irrelevant newsflash: the guy who just delivered my groceries was Hot. As. Fuck. And smelled incredible. And had a gorgeous nice pretty Nigerian accent. And he bowed to me on his way out, which is outrageous. Since when did Fairway start sending hot men in button-downs wearing Givenchy cologne to deliver groceries? Don’t they know those poor men might get jumped by post-menstrual women?*

–ature: Talladega Nights and Snakes on a Plane.

Ricky Bobby was about as entertaining as I expected it to be. Lots of easy laughs, nothing to write blog about. It weren’t no Elf, if you knows what I means.

The previews were the best part. I’m looking forward to Stranger Than Fiction and The Illusionist, though that less than The Prestige. Two presto-change-o movies, each starring thinking-woman’s beefcake: The Illusionist with Ed Norton, to whom I feel I owe some collegiate allegiance, and The Prestige, with Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman, either of whom I’d lend my loins on little to no notice. Hm. I’ll see both.

Borat looks like seven kinds of hilarity. Sometimes I feel dirty for liking Sacha Baron Cohen so much, but the man is funny, damnit.

Anyway, on to Snakes.

Kidding. I’m not gonna ruin it for y’all. But it was great. Everything I dreamed and more. Plus, having seen it late Thursday night, the theater was full of seeeeerious SOAPheads who were as funny as the film.

I’m off to seal my fate or pursue my destiny or somesuch (read: have a chat with the boss). TTFN.

22 Responses to “I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!”

  1. 1 Viv

    Dude! I so need to SoaP soon (but it appears that this is not my weekend. Le sigh). I’m also interested in The Illusionist, because the story sounds cool and I’ll admit to a slight crush on Edward Norton. He’s just a cool actor in my book — but he’s got a free pass with me thanks to Fight Club.

  2. 2 stolie

    I **LOVED** this movie!!!

  3. 3 maryann

    firstly, i’ve gotta say i’m loving the new site and layout (i’m late, as usual, i know). i’m actually shades of jealous by how perty it is!

    secondly, i totally wanted to see ricky bobby, but i’ve decided to wait until it’s available for netflix or on cable or whatever. it’s funny tho — somebody else i know who saw it gave the same review: funny, but it ain’t no elf. 🙂

    as for snakes on a plane — i would agree. it was an awesomely bad movie that was even more fun b/c the rest of the audience was there for the ride too. not so sure how it would translate to dvd.

  4. 4 Amanda

    We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
    We had snakes, we had plane, we had passengers in pain.
    The flight attendant’s not gay, Keenan Thomspon saves the day.
    We had fangs, we had spit, we had stoner woman’s tit.
    Everybody to first class! A snake bit me in the ass!
    Grab an axe and take a whack: we’ve got snakes on crack.
    Rapper guy can live; snooty Brit: his life will give.
    Half the passengers will die (what happened to Korean kick-boxer guy?)
    I will write it in my blog: Dude, you NEVER kill the dog!
    Then when Sam Jackson grabs his tazer (blah, blah, something ryhming with “tazer”)
    A tear comes to my eye: I love that m@#$erf@#$ing guy!
    We had hisses, we had bites: more fun than “Talladega Nights”,
    And our lives won’t be the same after “Snakes On A Plane”.

  5. 5 jazz

    not interested in the snakes but i do want to check out ricky bobby.

  6. 6 K.

    So. Awesome.

    You were absolutely right!

  7. 7 Sid

    Amanda, that was…

    You just don’t even know how choked up i am right now.

    That was…genius.

    If I played anything at all, I’d be happy to be…that other guy…to your Jack black in tenacious D!


  8. 8 Michelle

    Movie-AWESOME, so very very awesome!
    Amanda’s poem/song-even more AWESOME!

    I can’t wait for it to come out on DVD!

  9. 9 wii fitness Programs

    Thanks for some other informative website. Where else may I get that
    kind of information written in such an ideal approach?
    I’ve a undertaking that I am just now operating on, and I’ve been at the
    glance out for such info.

    Review my webpage wii fitness Programs

  10. 10 bilete avion

    Bilete de avion ieftine. Promotii si preturi avantajoase pentru
    mii de zboruri. Rezervari online de hoteluri si bilete avion Tarom, Blue Air, Iberia, KLM, British …

    bilete avion Bilete de avion ieftine de la sute de companii aeriene de linie si low-cost.
    Acum si in rate prin StarBT si Card Avantaj. Rezerva acum,
    plateste mai tarziu!
    rezervari, bilete de avion, Franta, Germania, Anglia, Italia, Spania, Belgia,
    Cipru, Grecia, Germania, Portugalia, Charter, Cargo, Corporate,
    Cautati bilete de avion ieftine cu plecare din Romania? Aerotravel are tot ce aveti nevoie.
    Fie ca sunteti in cautarea unor oferte de zbor pentru o vacanta cu
    Compară gratuit bilete de avion de la peste 1000 de companii aeriene low cost și tradiționale.
    GăseÈ™te zboruri ieftine cu motorul de căutare zboruri …

    Cautam pentru tine CELE MAI IEFTINE bilete de avion si bilete LOW COST.

    Mii de zboruri, sute de companii aeriene, mii de destinatii!
    Compara si alege!

  11. 11 stoners like

    I don’t even know how I ended up here, however I thought this put up was good.
    I do not recognise who you are but definitely you are going to a famous blogger if you happen to aren’t already.


  12. 12 puma outlet coupons qvc

    Having numerous appearances in a number of the hottest glossies around throughout her portfolio, her latest is in the February 2012 issue of Elle France.

  13. 13

    Sophisticated technology has it made it possible to produce these feature packed systems that are so simple to install.
    For today’s advanced users, DIY security system is there.
    Compare and contrast the various features that each company offers.
    They feature an additional advantage for the reason that: in the event you decide
    you no longer need bars in your window, it is possible to
    remove them. If you own your home you don’t have to pay for a high tech alarm.
    Why not do it with a system that really works and add a burglar alarm system to your home.

  14. 14 Theo

    Admin do you want unlimited content for your page? Type in google:
    stottai’s rewriter

  15. 15 nike pas cher

    networking at hosting events. Most of the people felt it can be difficult to satisfy new contacts. Among the list of several Dutch men voiced his

  16. 16 RaguelESupry

    Terrific article! This really is the sort of information that are meant to be
    shared across the net. Shame on Google for no longer positioning this submit upper!

    Occur over and seek advice from my website . Thanks =)

    My site RaguelESupry

  17. 17 SethTHauth

    Hi, I really do believe this is a great blog.
    I stumbledupon it 😉 I’m going to return once again since i have book marked it.
    Money and freedom is the perfect method to change,
    may you be rich and then help others.

    Here is my webpage SethTHauth

  18. 18 u?ng collagen có h?i không

    In fact no matter if someone doesn’t know afterward its up to other viewers that they will assist, so here it occurs.

  1. 1 gw timeshare services
  2. 2 coins for fifa 15
  3. 3 sex chat free
  4. 4 clips video sex

Leave a Reply