THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS BACK!
*runs to nearest Starchucks to mainline GSPSL*
Holy shit! Don’t they usually wait until October to put it back on the menu? They must know how cracktastically addictive it is. Soon they’ll be serving it year round because THEY KNOW I CANNOT RESIST! AND NEITHER CAN YOU!
*happy-dancing from GSPSL beginning to take effect*
Aw yeah. That feels nasssss!
Mmmmmmm.
*Bouncing off walls*
Oh yes, the gingerbread latte will also soon be MINE!
THEN I WILL DOUBLE FIST THEM! A PSL AND A GBL! AT THE SAME TIME! WITH AN EGGNOG LATTE CHASER! IT WILL BE A SEASONALLY CAFFEINATED CLUSTERFUCK!
YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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Oh, dude. I need to stick to the tall from now on. I forgot these bitches contain real sugar. I’m used to my grande soy sugar-free vanilla latte, and having only the caffeine to contend with.
Holy hell. I feel like I’m on drugs. Seriously, that whole last section seemed like a good idea at some point. I now understand the plight of the eight year old. They’re high all the time on sugar and caffeine.
As an aside to Starbucks: Stop dicking me around with bullshit summer flavors like banana bitch frappucino and coconuts toffee fudge asshomocha. I WANT PUMPKIN SPICE ALL YEAR ROUND. Thx.
Pumpkin Spice what ?? Are you fuckin serious ?? Because I am getting more disturbed by the minute every time I read this post…
Here’s me thinking i’d done a good job of educating your coffee drinking sensibilities and then this comes along… shame shame shame.
Fortunately Starbucks has yet to infiltrate my corner of the world… which is good, because it means I won’t be arrested for trying to burn it down to save us all from these abominations to good taste.
However the coconuts toffee fudge “asshomocha” does sound intruiging.
Peace.
Matt
Oh, Matt. Don’t take it so hard. I know great coffee when I taste it…but there just isn’t that much of it in Manhattan. Manhattan has Starbucks, and diner swill coffee, okay?
And each of these little sugarfied latte biatches is totally more dessert than coffee, anyway. So, like, it’s not really even coffee, per se. It’s a dessert with a coffee-esque base.
You cut me deep right there… you cut me real deep.
I’m a plain black coffee gal normally, and I hate Starbucks regular coffee. But I love Pumpkin Spice Lattes. It’s a wonderful treat after I’ve done something I don’t want to, like exercise. It’s like having a hot milkshake, with coffee instead of ice cream…
It would take a lot for me to cheat on my loving Caramel Macchiato with extra whip…. but you are tempting me to have an affair.
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy. I’ve been pretty entertained this summer with my Coffee-Mate creamer - Vanilla Chai Spice. But Pumpkin Spice Latte sounds much, much betta.
I had my first cup of coffee tonight. Well, not my first cup, but my first cup of the season. I only drink coffee when it’s cool/cold outside. I can’t wait ’til it is really cold. When I can pull into my Seattle Drip and have a large Mt. Everest. I don’t even know what’s in the damn thing, but it sure is tasty. Liquid crack I tell ya!