Sid would like to give a shout-out to God’s Chosen on this first night of Rosh Hashannah. Apples and honey, muhfuggas! Happy new year!
Also, who decided to put a drag queen on the cover of W this month? Oh no, wait. That’s Janet Jackson. My bad.
On the Internets:
Flowers are too fucking hard.
Sweaty boy-rags on floor seek sleeper. (I’ve actually seen this one…which didn’t include curtain disclosure in the ad when I viewed it)
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Smallest studio ever. Okay, smallest listed for the weekend? (so small…and yet they claim it sleeps 4. Did you notice the $2100 price tag?)
Sigh.
Good god. @2100. For a studio. Those prices are just ridiculous. Are you sure you won’t consider moving to Chicago? The rents are crazy but not that crazy.
Yeah, is Chicago completely off the table at this point?
“Apples and honey, muhfuggas”???? You crack me up. Oh, and, by the way … I’m finally sober now.
I like the moxie of the cat asking for the live-in girlfriend. I sometimes overlook the hilarity of craigslist. Must scan more often.
Maybe you can pitch a tent in the 200sq ft yard of the condo. It looked like it had more space.