Archive for September, 2006



Me, at my local Starchucks, 10:30 this morning:
*Absently sets old, recently drained of Odwalla Superfood, BofA travel mug down on counter to fish in pockets for cash*
Can I have a tall coffee with room for soy?
Starchuckian caffeine-and-cheer-ninja: Sure! Do you want it in that? *points to BofA mug*
Me, still working on ability to form whole […]

Hi there. Been a while, I know, but I’m busy trying to set up a new life here in the Big City. Things were going okay, you know. I had some time, some change coming my way. But the time is dwindling, and the spare change, well.
Uncle Sam, it seems, has fucked me, taking fully […]

Narcissa. Yes, that is my name.

Once upon a time, I was going to make this image my blog background.
It is a cartoon self-portrait, you see. Someday, I may still get around to it. But suddenly I just want to make paper dolls of myself and dress me up in couture and gems and stick little cut-out bottles of chateauneuf-du-pape […]

Why?

Why would you think it was a good idea to have your dating service photo be of you…in a convertible…that was clearly taken at an AUTO SHOW?
It just looks like you’re tryina front.
*shaking head*
Here. This is much better than the rest of the post.

OMG IT’S BACK!

THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS BACK!
*runs to nearest Starchucks to mainline GSPSL*
Holy shit! Don’t they usually wait until October to put it back on the menu? They must know how cracktastically addictive it is. Soon they’ll be serving it year round because THEY KNOW I CANNOT RESIST! AND NEITHER CAN YOU!
*happy-dancing from GSPSL beginning to […]