Clittlicka.
Clittlicka “winked” at me today, even though I gave up my Match subscription a month ago.
Because I haven’t suffered nearly enough indignities, lately.
Jeebus.
Like Mr. Furious with a really nice handbag.
Clittlicka.
Clittlicka “winked” at me today, even though I gave up my Match subscription a month ago.
Because I haven’t suffered nearly enough indignities, lately.
Jeebus.
I just threw up in my mouth…a lot.
That was a wink of love !! Can’t a guy with extraordinary clitoral stimulatory skills get some love in this crazy crazy world ??
I woulda done you right girl… Now you will never know the endless possibilities that my love can provide.
UGH—I threw up even more…THIS is why I’m totally out of the dating game.
Oh, ew.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh CL, I dead from hahas.
Heh.
*sigh* Clittlicka, let me tell you this in as nice of a way as possible (even though it might come off more harsh than what I intend). When you name yourself something like “Clittlicka” or “Gigantoschlong” or “Sir Sucksalot” you’re setting yourself up for trouble.
Now, I don’t know your skills, and frankly, I don’t care to partake in them because I’m a happily married woman who’s perfectly satisfied. But I can tell you that doesn’t work, but I have a feeling that you figured it out given the comments that just exploded here.
Like all things in marketing, it’s a matter of word of mouth. If you are the clitmaster (to quote Jay a la Jay and Silent Bob fame), word will get around. And nothing’s more important than word of mouth.
See, this is where we run into problems.
Just because someone may have a preference for oral stimulation. It doesn’t mean that it’s the be all and end all of their abilities (or indeed of themself as an emotional creature).
This online world is such a harsh environment for one to put their real feelings out there. Hence my nom de plume may come across as a little gauche to some, but the real me is just a single guy, waiting for my own special HotSluT_69 to come online.
To retell a tired saying… you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. Needless to say clitoral skills are only the beginning of my talents. You would not believe the tricks I can do with my other appendages.
Unfortunately word of mouth doesn’t go too far these days. But i’ll take your views under advisement for future amorous pursuits.
V: HAHAHAHA, word of mouth! Punny!
Clitt: Behave. And leave your other appendages out of it. We are disturbed enough by your tongue’s cameo…
Sid — forgive me for engaging the Clittlicka, but I have to say, he’s proven to be more coherent and thoughtful than some of the other folks that run around online (”OMG! UR EVIL BIZZNATCHES 4 MOCKING ME!!!11!!!11!ONE”).
“Hence my nom de plume may come across as a little gauche to some, but the real me is just a single guy, waiting for my own special HotSluT_69 to come online.”
Bravo for making me nearly spit tea out in laughter and using the words “nom de plume” and “gauche.” There’s probably a HotSluT_69 out there for you. Just be patient — and don’t forget the power of word of mouth. Hehe.
Oh wow… It’s nice to feel appreciated
If only for causing nasal spray… You’ll be happy to know that compliment went straight to my… head.