Whoops, counted some things twice. It’s actually only $320.10. Whew!
You know, I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t even be sharing this, but oh well. I stole it from Stolie. Play along and make me feel better about my debauchery!
Read over the list of activities below. Give your self a fine for each activity in which you’ve participated. Fine yourself only once for each activity, not per incident. (So for example, if you’ve dropped acid 18 times, your fine is only $5, not $90.) Once you’ve tallied your score, post the total in the comment section below. No need to give too much information. You don’t have to say *which* activities you’ve done. You just have to post your total fine. Ready? Here we go:
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
$405.10.
$275
…Dear God….595.10…..what are you people, saints or something ? :-0
$525.50… damn
$655.60…Ka-ching!
$700.60. I might need to cut back on the orgies.
$210.50
$795.60 Either ya’ll are not being honest or I am soooooo going to hell. Hi Sid. XOXO
Rob, dammit, I can’t believe you are worse than me. And such an innocent exterior. Still, I’ll be in hell right along side you. With gasoline draws on, no less.
Seriously Dragonslayer, I was reading these and adding them up, then I added them up again and again. It was a delicious memory trip down debauchery lane. Growing up next ot a monastery helped… So yeah, anyway, I am going to hell, I knew this, my Evil Twin Evan will drive the buss and we’ve decided on trying to win round trip tickets….
$430.50 yeah, I peed in the pool. Damn!
i’m a saint…
$60.50
$767.10 - Not quite the highest but I sure didn’t miss being the highest by much either. I was always the more adventuresome of my friends but da-yamn.
Where am I going and why I am in this hand basket?
Correction: $630.10 due to bad data entry on my part.
Although I guess it shouldn’t have taken an Excel spreadsheet to figure it out in the first place.
; )
$325.60. higher than i expected, actually…