Because it’s Gospelfest time here in Chicago,
Published by Sid June 2nd, 2007 in Celebrity. Tags: No Tags.*jumps up, spins, two-steps and falls dead*
It is absolutely wrong to be pleased at the dissolution of yet another celebrity marriage in this era, but fuck it. THE ROCK WILL BE SINGLE AGAIN!
Do I have a chance? No. But I will feel slightly less guilty imagining him naked feeding me grilled lean turkey and carrot sticks.





oh my gosh. the rock is so delicious!
yeah, yeah … sorry to hear about the divorce.
At least I can say this: He married a woman that professionally/financially his equal or better. She’s a CEO of a wealth management firm.
I gotta say that it’s also cool that she’s still part of his team Part of me hopes that the divorce was like one of George Hamilton’s where they figured it out over beers (or in his case, something healthy like like egg white omelets).
i, too, took some selfish pleasure over the Rock’s busted marriage.
perhaps now we can see him to the man-hula…?