Because it’s Gospelfest time here in Chicago,

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

*jumps up, spins, two-steps and falls dead*

It is absolutely wrong to be pleased at the dissolution of yet another celebrity marriage in this era, but fuck it. THE ROCK WILL BE SINGLE AGAIN!

Do I have a chance? No. But I will feel slightly less guilty imagining him naked feeding me grilled lean turkey and carrot sticks.


4 Responses to “Because it's Gospelfest time here in Chicago,”

  1. 1 melyssa

    oh my gosh. the rock is so delicious!

    yeah, yeah … sorry to hear about the divorce.

  2. 2 Shaz

    At least I can say this: He married a woman that professionally/financially his equal or better. She’s a CEO of a wealth management firm.

  3. 3 Viv

    I gotta say that it’s also cool that she’s still part of his team Part of me hopes that the divorce was like one of George Hamilton’s where they figured it out over beers (or in his case, something healthy like like egg white omelets).

  4. 4 ding

    i, too, took some selfish pleasure over the Rock’s busted marriage.
    perhaps now we can see him to the man-hula…?

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