My neighbor’s definition of ‘nigger’:
Published by Sid June 5th, 2007 in i like to watch, random, apartment life. Tags: No Tags.1. One who apparently never buys garbage bags, paper towels, or toilet paper.
2. One who makes food that stinks up house.
3. One who does not tidy up after self.
Ex.: *shouting* I ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN’ CLEAN MAN! YOU NEVER BUY GARBAGE BAGS, YOU NEVER BUY PAPER TOWELS, THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN’ MESS! WHAT ARE YOU, A NIGGER?! THAT SHIT YOU MAKE, IT STINKS UP THE FUCKIN’ HOUSE! WHAT ARE WE, NIGGERS?!?!?
Seriously, he went on like that for ten minutes, shouting like a deranged lunatic about garbage bags. I half expected his roommate to come flying out the window and land in pile of broken, bloody geek. Apparently, however, the lunatic roommate has decided to ban his messy roommate from watching his TV, instead.
Saddening use of the N-bomb aside (and clearly, poor housekeeping is not the domain of so-called “niggers,” dumbass), how wrong is it I find it hilarious that someone can get this worked up about housekeeping? And then end all that chest thumping horseshit testosterone-rage with, “Don’t watch my TV, man!”
The fuck? How old are you?
5 Responses to “My neighbor's definition of 'nigger':”
- 1 Pingback on Jul 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
- 2 Pingback on Nov 3rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Sad that grown folks act like this.
In the words of Judge Judy, “I would live in a closet before I have a roomate”.
Ya know, I think everyone deserves to snap and say some wild things at times. If this becomes a regular occurrence, then I’d be worried.
Wow!!!! People *NEVER* cease to amaze me.
By the way, I’ll have you know that my friend Mags:
1. Is usually out of paper towels
2. Makes stinky food
3. Has a messy apartment
But, get this: she’s an Irish-American white girl *AND* she’s from Chicago.
Go figure.