Assuming you became a stripper, and you followed ‘hood stripper protocol by choosing a name featuring A) an exotic nation and B) a delicious tasty thing, what would your stripper name be?
I’d be Burma Lat’te.
Yeah, I know. Blame last night’s refined starches and liquid carbs.





Punta Cana Cupcake would be mine!
*dead from funny*
OMG MICHELLE. That may be the funniest name ever, simply because my mind IMMEDIATELY tried to conjure up an associated sex act, and lemme tell ya…it were real speshull.
Dubai Creamsicle
I wonder where this came from…
I’d be Mauritius Cote Du Rhone…. at your service ladies… ohhh yeh…
Baked Alaska…
K: Sounds..sticky
Mo: Don’t wotty about where it came from. Worry about the fact that you are now a black 70s pornstar with a ginormous ‘tache and mutton chops that connect to your Cameo-style fade. Leave the codpiece out, please.
Rob: Yours isnt dirty sounding! Just tasty! Do-over!
K: Also, an excellent name for an all-girl punk band. Dual purpose. Awesome.
Trinidad Tenderloin.
M: Heheheheheeeee! I likes!
Kuala Lumpur Cosmopolitan
Tijuana Tiramasu(sp) or Lake Champlain Champain (spelled stripperesque for your fun in reading) Or perhaps Norway Snow Ball, I’m busy at work and don;t have time to put hte effor tin this that it deserves. Besos!!!
V: I am busy trying to actually concoct one fo those right now….
Rob: Norway Snowball has much win!
Manila Milkshake.
it ain’t a country but i like the alliteration.