Skrippariffic.

Assuming you became a stripper, and you followed ‘hood stripper protocol by choosing a name featuring A) an exotic nation and B) a delicious tasty thing, what would your stripper name be?

I’d be Burma Lat’te.

Yeah, I know. Blame last night’s refined starches and liquid carbs.


13 Responses to “Skrippariffic.”

  1. 1 michelle

    Punta Cana Cupcake would be mine!

  2. 2 Sid

    *dead from funny*

    OMG MICHELLE. That may be the funniest name ever, simply because my mind IMMEDIATELY tried to conjure up an associated sex act, and lemme tell ya…it were real speshull.

  3. 3 K

    Dubai Creamsicle

  4. 4 Mo

    I wonder where this came from…

    I’d be Mauritius Cote Du Rhone…. at your service ladies… ohhh yeh…

  5. 5 Rob

    Baked Alaska…

  6. 6 Sid

    K: Sounds..sticky

    Mo: Don’t wotty about where it came from. Worry about the fact that you are now a black 70s pornstar with a ginormous ‘tache and mutton chops that connect to your Cameo-style fade. Leave the codpiece out, please.

    Rob: Yours isnt dirty sounding! Just tasty! Do-over!

  7. 7 Sid

    K: Also, an excellent name for an all-girl punk band. Dual purpose. Awesome.

  8. 8 divine m

    Trinidad Tenderloin.

  9. 9 Sid

    M: Heheheheheeeee! I likes!

  10. 10 V

    Kuala Lumpur Cosmopolitan

  11. 11 Rob

    Tijuana Tiramasu(sp) or Lake Champlain Champain (spelled stripperesque for your fun in reading) Or perhaps Norway Snow Ball, I’m busy at work and don;t have time to put hte effor tin this that it deserves. Besos!!!

  12. 12 Sid

    V: I am busy trying to actually concoct one fo those right now….

    Rob: Norway Snowball has much win!

  13. 13 ding

    Manila Milkshake.

    it ain’t a country but i like the alliteration.

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