Archive for June, 2007



Is anybody besides me really glad this child is finally legal? About 20 minutes into A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, I had a revelation: He. Could. So. Hit.
Don’t look at me like that. I’m pretty sure he was 18 when that was filmed. Ish.
Anyway, he’s 21 now!
Woo lawd, he gon’ mess around […]

1. One who apparently never buys garbage bags, paper towels, or toilet paper.
2. One who makes food that stinks up house.
3. One who does not tidy up after self.
Ex.: *shouting* I ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN’ CLEAN MAN! YOU NEVER BUY GARBAGE BAGS, YOU NEVER BUY PAPER TOWELS, THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN’ MESS! WHAT ARE […]

10 Signs you won at the Sunday.

(Never start your sunday readin C+D. Or watching anything related to Kim Kardashian.)
1. Favorite brunch host, who was, last time you checked, fired, has been unfired.
2. Shaz, Michelle, booze, breakfast, good times.
3. “Would you like another champagne?” says cutest waiter ever as bread pudding miraculously appears and brunch participants finish last call.
4. “I just found […]

CAN I GET AN AMEN?
*jumps up, spins, two-steps and falls dead*
It is absolutely wrong to be pleased at the dissolution of yet another celebrity marriage in this era, but fuck it. THE ROCK WILL BE SINGLE AGAIN!
Do I have a chance? No. But I will feel slightly less guilty imagining him naked feeding me grilled […]

Moving.

This time, it’s all innanets reconfiguration, so this site will be wonky this weekend. Have a good one!




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