Who says Christians don’t know how to have fun?

I mean, this stuff is clearly BDSM kink trussed up in morality and a pair of crotchless muslin pantaloons…with school girls mooning over spankings from their teachers…and wives secretly looking forward to not being spared the rod for common gossip…but still!

*shudders*

I’m totally going into ePorn. My niche will be short, fat brown girls with multiple degrees and a lack of life focus being pursued by an international cast of suitors. Who’ll buy? Because I’m actually serious. :-/


2 Responses to “Who says Christians don't know how to have fun?”

  1. 1 Shaz

    Put me down for a pre-order. And if you can make your own signature line of crotchless pantaloons for men AND women, I’d be ever so grateful.

  2. 2 ding

    um, me too. my erotica has been lacking lately.

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