Dear Privacywear,

I appreciate that you’re trying to Be Cool and Do Good Shit. Raising funds to fight breast cancer is noble, and when I get some money, I might try to throw some your way.

But seriously?

Where the FUCK are the vowels? PRVCY? That’s your logo?

Not. Sexy. Fuck sexy. Bring spelling back. Do it for the kids.*

AndandAND “Privacywear: We cannot be silent.” Did that seem like the best tag line to you? Really? That cleared all your marketing, branding, and copy people? Seriously?

Get new ones. Stat.

The United We Cure stuff isn’t too bad though.

Don’t be mad. Remember, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

This post was inspired and sponsored (and damn near co-written) by Miss Xquizzyt1.

*I feel like I’ve heard this before, but can’t recall where. Find it, lemme know, so I can credit the originator. If not, well, I crack myself up.


2 Responses to “Dear Privacywear,”

  1. 1 ding

    i’ve heard the simpsons make fun of the the ‘do it for the children’ thing and i’ve heard south park trash it, as well.

  2. 2 Sid

    Oh yeah, that part I straight stole from the C D comments, lol. Looks like they took it from the ‘toons!

    Thank you. Now, for the other half of the equation…bringing spelling back. Class? Anyone? Anyone? Heh.

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