Coke Zero, MisShapes, Extra Strength Tylenol, the masturbatory exercise that is the latest Fashion Rocks.
Published by Sid August 31st, 2007 in bitchery. Tags: No Tags.One of these things is inducing nausea and heart palpitations, and for the love of sweet Christ I can’t figure out which, but heaped on top of my cramps, bloating, and the fact that I am the only one left in my office right now, and you get the recipe for ULTIMATE CUNTINESS.
Ugh.
Things that would make it all better:
1.) A Moschell watercolor
2.) Tripping.
3.) A nice dinner
4.) A scotch and/or glass of champagne. Better yet, a “liquid gold” or three from N9ne: Hennessy, champagne, lemon juice Dear lord, that is exactly what I want right now.
5.) Not having to move today
My money is on the Coke Zero…
Oh and why does that drink sound so good? I have a serious hankering for champagne and Limoncello. I’m determined to like Limoncello… I will not give up…