Archive for November, 2007

Want SO HARD!

OMG WANT! WANT! OMG PLEASE LET ME WIN MONIES SOMEWHERE SOON!

‘Tis the season.

At some point in the next few days, I’ll compose a long, navel-gazing post about Thanksgiving and the wonderful people I’m lucky to have in my life, I’m sure. This post, however, is about the other parts of the season: getting fat and spending monies! First of all, being the selfless bitch that I am, […]

Damn you, Kraft Philly brand cheese foods.

DAMN YOU TO HELL! Damn you and the horse of fatty convenience you rode in on!

Minutiae

You know, I’ve lost 30 lbs. since May and yet I’m still 6 lbs. more than my Manhattan average. I’m really looking forward to taking those 6 lbs. off (and then some–I want to lose another 22 lbs. by my 30th birthday in February). Still, I can’t help but practice a little bit of self-loathing. […]

Dear neighbors:

For the most part, you are quiet and not assholes, so…thanks for that. On the other hand, I’m not sure if you’re aware, but there is a slight distinction between a “closet” and a “washing machine” or “dryer.” You see, a closet is a small room, in your apartment, to be used for the storage […]