Archive for May, 2008

Horrify a teen in one easy step.

My fifteen-year-old brother has been invited to prom. To senior prom. By a senior. I’m mortified. I had planned on having at least another, oh six months before having to have The Talk with him I was sure my parents would not have. And now this. Tomorrow. Tux and everything. FIFTEEN, DAMNIT! So I just […]

Saw that coming.

Took him a while, but he’s finally admitted what I suspected. Booty call! That had been the original plan, but he fucked it all the way up. I’m in a different place now. I had considered it when he popped up again last month, as a sort of sexual bonus round. I could have sex […]

Walk it out.

I may be hella late on this, but it just MADE my Wednesday. h/t Soviet (who is invite only, otherwise I’d link AND point out that he looks extra hottt in cinnamon and white linen. Oops, just did.).

Yes, yes I did buy an $80 ticket to see this man perform for roughly an hour on Friday night. Yes, I, the woman who will walk an extra mile out of her way to get a roll of quarters without a $0.25 service charge, spent $10 on a program. And yes, I also spent […]

Countdown to Eddie.

Yeah, it’s almost time. Friday night I have a date with Ed-stiny. I am once again so excited I could almost peeeeeee myself with hot, wet, ammoniac…excitement. Four day work week! Personal days FTW! Not related: I’m really glad I opted to take Friday off. I have been thinking lately that I am long overdue […]