You know what? My cat is kind of an asshole.
Published by Sid August 5th, 2008 in The Fuzz. Tags: No Tags.For the last six weeks, he has played havoc with my mind, waking me in the dead of night with sharp noms to my face, gnawing on my knuckles withoug
“@#$$Ikj
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You see that?! He just leapt on my laptop. Not a full sentence into my tirade….
Anyway. He gnaws on my knuckles without provocation, frequently springs onto my kitchen table and into my meal, occasionally farts in my general direction, and twice has left little poop skid marks on my sheets. He thinks the spray water bottle I bought to discipline him is the height of tasty refreshment. He has knocked my laptop to the floor twice in the last week. His bits and bobs have claimed as much real estate in my apartment as I have, and he is definitely not paying rent.
Did I mention the 2 a.m. stealth teabagging? The daily vacuuming?
Little shit.
And yet, ZOMG he’s so cuuuuuuuute!
Sigh.
kinda like how i feel about my kitties except i don’t let those suckas in my room EVER! *Lmao*
teabagging by kitteh….the new nighttime treat!
I think ALL cats are assholes, but that’s only because I’m allergic to the little buggers.
I crashed at Alison’s house the other day. The dander on her two bitches totally RAIDED my eyeballs.
Sid, if you wanna SEE the ugliness that was my eyeballs, here’s the pic: http://www.flickr.com/photos/funkybrownchick/2748480852/in/photostream/
I feel your pain — but they are oh so adorable!!!