Dear Oscar Blandi,

Thanks for this Pronto of yours. I wasn’t really sure how I was going to endure five days of travel, culminating in a wedding, on a single blowout. Especially since my DIY-blowout trajectory is basically:

Day 1: Fluffy volume, excellent smell, slight texture.

Day 2: Perfect volume, excellent smell, perfect combination of sleek texture with Penelope Cruz-esque, loose, slept-in-bun-induced wave.

Day 3: Really straight (except at hairline and nape, where curl has begun to reappear), smell dependent on environmental factors of previous few days, no hint of texture or wave to save life. “Shiny” would be a generous euphemism for “slightly oily.”

Day 4: Bitch, wash your hair.

Ta, OB. Between you, John Frieda’s travel-sized atmospheric wet-killer, and the partly-sunny forcast in Montgomery County for Sunday, I should be able to get through without looking like Roseanne Rosannadanna.


1 Response to “Dear Oscar Blandi,”

  1. 1 M-shel

    YAY! I’ve still been searching for an alternative dry shampoo spray, the Ojilan stuff was way too perfumey and the Bumble & Bumble is SO expensive. I will now run to Ulta to hunt down Oscar’s goods!

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