Note to Sarah Palin:
1. I was gonna do a drinking game and take a shot every time you said “maverick” but it quickly became evident that would actually kill me. Expand your vocab and try to get beyond your Cliff’s Notes talking points.
2. Don’t–DO NOT–step to Joe Biden on foreign policy issues he’s spearheaded, especially if all you have to say is “I like teh Israyells!”
3. “I might not answer the questions the way you want me to…” perhaps because you don’t answer questions at all? No, seriously? Go home and FIRE your prep people. I mean, you didn’t confuse the Eyeracks with the Eyeranz , but you did have your ass delivered parcel post a few times. Did you not think JB would know the details of the bills you were misquoting? Cuz I mean, he’s been in Washington for a quarter-century, you know.
4. Joe, I still don’t really like you all that much.
5. Sarah, If you wink one more goddamn time, I’mma jump through the screen and make sure those batting lids are too swollen to move for weeks to come.
6. Oh wait, those early pinot shots are kicking in…MAVERICK!
*liver fails*
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I can’t even begin to state how absolutely estatic I am that I missed that damn debate! I’m positive I would’ve chucked my tv out the window.