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Secret Single Behavior.

What happens to it? Do you give it up when you couple up? It’s nearly 2:30 on a Wednesday morning and I am awake, wondering. Less than two weeks ago, I viewed an apartment with TLOML. Five days ago, we signed a lease on said apartment. Today, I’m pensive. Let me start over. I’m sitting […]

But right now, I am drinking a shiraz-pinot blend and farting around online while a beautiful, fabulous TLOML is making curry and quinoa and singing along to Bilal in his kitchen. I am periodically checking my own pulse, yes. Not dead, and definitely not paid up on my heavenly dues.


On Day Two of our little lovers’ escape, it rained. RAINED. We packed ourselves full of diner breakfast treats early and set off to enjoy the cable cars that were terribly crowded the day before. The plan had been to hit all three lines to see what we’d missed hoofing it up and down side […]


Once TLOML realized there would be no Amber Rose in the flesh, we set off, up what felt like all of the hills, to find Chinatown. It seemed like a good place to start: visually stimulating, full of delicious foods. We picked a spot at random and ordered enough of the menu to feed a […]

Love and Haight. Womp.

San Francisco. Home of hills, cable cars, and Rice-a-Roni. Memorable location of the First Vacation with The Love of My Life, hereafter TLOML. Day 1: Rise at 4:30a, panic. Chicago has been experiencing unseasonably warm weather. San Francisco, on the other hand, is allegedly in the throes of the only real rainy patch it’s had […]