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my recent temp job is about to be “O-V-O-VER!”
Hush. It didn’t make a lick of sense when she said it, either.
Late-ish nights, long hours, long commute, all about to end, for now, anyway.
I’m a little sad. I actually really liked the people I was working for/with. It paid half what my old job did, but […]

Crank. Spoiled.

I love Jason Statham. I do. The body…the baldie…the voice. Phwoar. The man is sex on toast to me. Is he traditionally pretty? Notsomuch, no. But he’s about 758,369% percent MAN. That’s fuggin’ hot. HOT.
That said, Crank was kind of a heap of steaming shit. And by “kind of,” I mean “enough corn to […]

I brought Angus home! I couldn’t wait anymore. I went back to J+R and picked him up this morning, right after my session with my shrink
He is very handsome. Beefy, but graceful and sleek. I have decided he is a Scot, despite the fact that Chinese is quite clearly his first language. We’re […]