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Me, at my local Starchucks, 10:30 this morning: *Absently sets old, recently drained of Odwalla Superfood, BofA travel mug down on counter to fish in pockets for cash* Can I have a tall coffee with room for soy? Starchuckian caffeine-and-cheer-ninja: Sure! Do you want it in that? *points to BofA mug* Me, still working on […]

OMG IT’S BACK!

THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS BACK! *runs to nearest Starchucks to mainline GSPSL* Holy shit! Don’t they usually wait until October to put it back on the menu? They must know how cracktastically addictive it is. Soon they’ll be serving it year round because THEY KNOW I CANNOT RESIST! AND NEITHER CAN YOU! *happy-dancing from […]

To: All party staff and crew From: You-know-who 1. All partying is henceforth to be conducted in minimum 12-hour shifts. No exceptions. If you can actually physically muster the energy to even consider walking home, if your first thought is not, “How the fuck am I gonna get a cab here/now?!” you stopped too soon. […]

Coming around again.

Viv’s wish is my command: 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions. 5. Don’’t you dare dig for that ““cool”” or ““intellectual”” book in your closet! I know you […]

Broke.

Yesterday, 12 hour brunch with Stolie, Bro and crew. See, what had happened was, Stolie and I decided early on to have lunch, so we agreed to meet around 1:30 at Aussie haunt Eight Mile Creek (240 Mulberry, between Spring and Prince). Australians, kangaroo meat and a back garden. What? So we go, we head […]