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Hot Fuzz.

Best, most (intentionally) derivative, most ridiculous shoot-out ever.
You know, if you like that sort of thing.
(As an aside: Paddy Considine: Sexay! or Unsexay! Please to respond via comments.)

Narcissa. Yes, that is my name.

Once upon a time, I was going to make this image my blog background.
It is a cartoon self-portrait, you see. Someday, I may still get around to it. But suddenly I just want to make paper dolls of myself and dress me up in couture and gems and stick little cut-out bottles of chateauneuf-du-pape […]

Crank. Spoiled.

I love Jason Statham. I do. The body…the baldie…the voice. Phwoar. The man is sex on toast to me. Is he traditionally pretty? Notsomuch, no. But he’s about 758,369% percent MAN. That’s fuggin’ hot. HOT.
That said, Crank was kind of a heap of steaming shit. And by “kind of,” I mean “enough corn to […]

Last night, a filum double-fe–
*I’m interrupting this blog post to bring you an irrelevant newsflash: the guy who just delivered my groceries was Hot. As. Fuck. And smelled incredible. And had a gorgeous nice pretty Nigerian accent. And he bowed to me on his way out, which is outrageous. Since when did Fairway start sending […]




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