Archive for the 'movies' Category

So I was over at Toldja’s blog catching up and I caught this post about that craptastic Renee Zellweger vehicle New in Town. Essentially, New in Town was originally written by a black screenwriter, about a successful black businesswoman who moves to a small town and finds herself the only black person there. But! Things […]

Beefcake and bitchery.

I just saw Transporter 3 with K, and let me tell you, our friend Luc has the formula for these films down to a science: Car chase in the first 10 minutes? Check. Jason topless in the first 30? Check, plus a bonus look at the stems. The top matches the bottom, I assure you. […]

K’s post today about blogging fatigue hit home for me. While she’s decided it isn’t what she has, I’m realizing-again-that I definitely do have a case of the blog-wearies. As I typed up my comment on her blog, I realized that a lot has changed in the last four years. My overall satisfaction has in […]

Hot Fuzz.

Best, most (intentionally) derivative, most ridiculous shoot-out ever. You know, if you like that sort of thing. (As an aside: Paddy Considine: Sexay! or Unsexay! Please to respond via comments.)

Narcissa. Yes, that is my name.

Once upon a time, I was going to make this image my blog background. It is a cartoon self-portrait, you see. Someday, I may still get around to it. But suddenly I just want to make paper dolls of myself and dress me up in couture and gems and stick little cut-out bottles of chateauneuf-du-pape […]