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Welcome to Woop Woop.

I don’t know why I titled this post “Welcome to Woop Woop.” It’s been a crazy day, I can do what I want.
I woke this morning from a dream that I was in a musical adventuring duo with my boss, and let me tell you, that’s fricken’ weird. Dreams about the boss are never good, […]

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And for the record, Monday is not your friend.

I’m in the market for a good blush brush, but I’m miserly about odd things, and I have a hard time justifying $30 expenditure for something I only use once every three days.
Still, I’ve been pondering this particular purchase for the better part of a year now (yes, I am THAT CHEAP) and I think […]

Dear Privacywear,

I appreciate that you’re trying to Be Cool and Do Good Shit. Raising funds to fight breast cancer is noble, and when I get some money, I might try to throw some your way.
But seriously?
Where the FUCK are the vowels? PRVCY? That’s your logo?
Not. Sexy. Fuck sexy. Bring spelling back. Do it for the kids.* […]

Hiring Squad.

If I’m going to stay in Chicago, I’m going to need a job. Freelancing is peachy and all, but I don’t do enough of it to pay all the bills.
Which is why, in a few minutes, I’m about to march myself downtown in the fanciest (only) monkeysuit in my currently meager possession for an interview.
I’d […]