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I appreciate that you’re trying to Be Cool and Do Good Shit. Raising funds to fight breast cancer is noble, and when I get some money, I might try to throw some your way.
But seriously?
Where the FUCK are the vowels? PRVCY? That’s your logo?
Not. Sexy. Fuck sexy. Bring spelling back. Do it for the kids.* […]
If I’m going to stay in Chicago, I’m going to need a job. Freelancing is peachy and all, but I don’t do enough of it to pay all the bills.
Which is why, in a few minutes, I’m about to march myself downtown in the fanciest (only) monkeysuit in my currently meager possession for an interview.
I’d […]
So, yeah, this is a sex post. If you’re squeamish, exit now. If you aren’t, it’s maybe still NSFW.
Short version: Real Dolls. Discuss.
Long version: So, I’ve encountered quite a few sex toy shops and advertisements in the last month. Some accidentally, some tangentially, some deliberately.
For the ladies, our options are pretty limited. Black, white, or […]
In my case, right this minute, that means two Bud Lights (leftover from a looong evening with Michelle and some nice, random folks) and a frozen full-fat Amy’s lasagne. The pasta isn’t even whole grain.
And tomorrow morning, I’m not going to the gym! I’m taking the day off.
And WHAT?!
My life is so sad right […]
My neighbor’s definition of ‘nigger’:
5 Comments Published by Sid June 5th, 2007 in i like to watch, random, apartment life.1. One who apparently never buys garbage bags, paper towels, or toilet paper.
2. One who makes food that stinks up house.
3. One who does not tidy up after self.
Ex.: *shouting* I ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN’ CLEAN MAN! YOU NEVER BUY GARBAGE BAGS, YOU NEVER BUY PAPER TOWELS, THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN’ MESS! WHAT ARE […]