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My neighbor’s definition of ‘nigger’:
5 Comments Published by Sid June 5th, 2007 in i like to watch, random, apartment life.1. One who apparently never buys garbage bags, paper towels, or toilet paper.
2. One who makes food that stinks up house.
3. One who does not tidy up after self.
Ex.: *shouting* I ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN’ CLEAN MAN! YOU NEVER BUY GARBAGE BAGS, YOU NEVER BUY PAPER TOWELS, THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN’ MESS! WHAT ARE […]
Over
I’m over my lack of fitness. I will be, for better or worse, returning to the bizarre foodstuffs I consumed a few summers ago, if you’ll recall, gymming at least four days per week, and blogging regularly about my progress. I will be thrilled when I am no longer pulling my clothes out of unflattering […]
I have a nasty habit of buying CDs, and then not listening to them all the way through for months.
1 Comment Published by Sid May 29th, 2007 in random, music, entertainment, Celebrity.Which is why I am hearing Justin Timberlake’s “Losing My Way” for the first time.
Um.
If I am not mistaken, this damned song is about the crack rock, or somebody on it. Or maybe meth. Whatever.
Justin. Timberlake.
You’re tryin’ too damn hard, playa. We get it. You have Street Cred. You know people with, like, problems, not […]
So, I’m chatting with a potential roommate last weekend and I’m all, “Yeah, I went to Yale, yeah, I’m trying to be a journalist.”
And she’s all, “OMG, do you watch Gilmore Girls? The lead on that show is a journalism major at Yale! She heads the YDN!”
And I’m all, “WTF? Yale doesn’t have a journalism […]
“What guy’s gonna want to be with a girl who’s a hooker?”
1 Comment Published by Sid April 3rd, 2007 in random, beauty, tv.“Well, I guess I’m gon’ have to be single this year then, ’cause I need to stack up some money.”
Jerry Springer: Pwned by a guest-ho.
I wasn’t watching-watching. I was flipping channels while I attempted to wake up over coffee. Sigh.
The next few weeks are going to be a bit of a blur. I’m […]