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1. One who apparently never buys garbage bags, paper towels, or toilet paper.
2. One who makes food that stinks up house.
3. One who does not tidy up after self.
Ex.: *shouting* I ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN’ CLEAN MAN! YOU NEVER BUY GARBAGE BAGS, YOU NEVER BUY PAPER TOWELS, THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN’ MESS! WHAT ARE […]

Over, under, around, through.

Over
I’m over my lack of fitness. I will be, for better or worse, returning to the bizarre foodstuffs I consumed a few summers ago, if you’ll recall, gymming at least four days per week, and blogging regularly about my progress. I will be thrilled when I am no longer pulling my clothes out of unflattering […]

Which is why I am hearing Justin Timberlake’s “Losing My Way” for the first time.
Um.
If I am not mistaken, this damned song is about the crack rock, or somebody on it. Or maybe meth. Whatever.
Justin. Timberlake.
You’re tryin’ too damn hard, playa. We get it. You have Street Cred. You know people with, like, problems, not […]

Irrelevant blather.

So, I’m chatting with a potential roommate last weekend and I’m all, “Yeah, I went to Yale, yeah, I’m trying to be a journalist.”
And she’s all, “OMG, do you watch Gilmore Girls? The lead on that show is a journalism major at Yale! She heads the YDN!”
And I’m all, “WTF? Yale doesn’t have a journalism […]

“Well, I guess I’m gon’ have to be single this year then, ’cause I need to stack up some money.”
Jerry Springer: Pwned by a guest-ho.
I wasn’t watching-watching. I was flipping channels while I attempted to wake up over coffee. Sigh.
The next few weeks are going to be a bit of a blur. I’m […]