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Mouth, meet foot.

Yesterday, I had coffee with an internetular associate. A sort of getting-to-know-you face time, if you will.
Fail.
The problem, you see, was that we had become internetularly associated by the vaguest of means–participating in the same chat board conversations, urm, twice, and then becoming Myspace friends, and then essentially not having any online conversation of […]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Once, I would have smarmily insisted I would never leave this island for the boroughs. I disdained The Queens, ignored the Bronx and Staten Island, and swore the only things worth trekking to Brooklyn for were Target and the BMA.
*shaking head*
Ha. How foolish I have been. Nothing–nothing–on this island […]

Me, at my local Starchucks, 10:30 this morning:
*Absently sets old, recently drained of Odwalla Superfood, BofA travel mug down on counter to fish in pockets for cash*
Can I have a tall coffee with room for soy?
Starchuckian caffeine-and-cheer-ninja: Sure! Do you want it in that? *points to BofA mug*
Me, still working on ability to form whole […]